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My name is Captain Chara.
I don't do anything special here, I just make low tier art and share silly stories and what not, making this my own little blog, sorta. If anything interests, (or disinterests) you, let me know! I'm all for feedback and fair criticisms.Turns out, theres a hard limit to my dorkiness on this fuckass website, so I cannot use it for all the things I wanted to. Sad. So do note, if some things just seem cut out...-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-May 24, 2026
- Added 2 Joy's
-March 4, 2026
- One New Artwork
- Slight Changes to overall background.
- Removed 'Try for baby' option with the Grim Reaper.
- February 23, 2026:
- Cycled out older arts for new art to stare at.
- Added Patch Notes, to keep track of when this is last updated, and will keep track of how things were beforehand!
- Added one new story(?).
- Added a little more dork shit, and categorized it better
- Removed the [GAMES] tab

This is where i'll dump the stuff that I have! I do not have plans to monitize the things I make (yet), so I have no real motive to do this besides fun! If you really like something you see here and want to see it continued, or want me to make something specific, let me know!

My most favorite art currently!!!!

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Proud Art Corner

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Everything else! It's important to love the sketches and rough arts too!

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Ranking of the Black Ops Family
- Black ops 1
- Black Ops Cold War
- Black ops 4
- WaW
- Black ops 3
- Black Ops 2
Too Broke to play:
Black Ops 6
Black Ops 7
Bo1 Zombies!
Strap in, this is hopefully going to be a long read. If this isn't painfully long I have done something horribly horribly wrong...
A great selection all around. Each Map is unique and atmosphere (or lack of) is incredible! From Kino's Haunted aura, to Shangri-La's Exotic Jungle feel.I Love Moon (Griffin Station) a healthy amount...The weapon selection in Bo1 is really sad though. Without Double Tap 2.0, Weapons ARE weak despite the satisfying sound each makes. Funnily eough, if you mod in double tap 2.0, Bo1 weapons and Bo2 weapons feel oddly the same in terms of damage... Despite Bo2 weapons having greatly increased ammo on average.Kino Der Toten:Map:
An abandoned group 935 german theatre.
A simple, but fun map with no real overarching gimmicks or worries. With bunch of [ww2 german symbolism here] stuff lying around to add to it's atmosphere. Further expanding the horrors of what Group 935 did in game.
Any round past 30+ is painfully boring though...Wonder Weapon:
Thundergun/Zeus Cannon.
The King of Fire and Forget.
Killing zombies with the power of weaponized air!
Blast all your issues away in one swift pull! No aim required!
Horde?
Gone.
Points?
None.
A small thing I liked was that some Wonder Weapons (WW) give a pitiful amount of points, which incentives late game usage. Something that was quickly gotten rid of....Ah well.
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Special Enemy:
Nova crawlers;
Fun little enemy to kill, nice and fugly (that's 'Fuck Ugly' for all you babies out there), full o teeth, and can kill regular zombies... but only if killed by a bullet weapon.
In a game where all of the bullet weapons are weak...........
sigh.
Song:
- 115
THE SONG, NOT THE ELEMENT
115 such a great song all around. You can never go wrong with it. But as more COD Zombies songs came out, they've gotten more specialized. So while I love this song, I cannot say I LOVE LOVE LOVe this like I used to when I ONLY knew of 115.
But please................ go........................
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9/10Additional Notes:
Map feels great to play, but with no real gimmick besides the Nova Crawlers, there's very little reason to come back to it if you're even modestly experienced...
Five:
(More Coming Soon!)
Map:
LYLE, LYLE, THEY INFECTED THE PENTAGON!
Wonder Weapon:
Winter's Howl/Winter's Fury
This fuckass thing? You really want me to talk about this fuckass thing???? Fine.
It's worse than a ray gun, and it has all of the downsides of a wonder weapon; (Box Only, Low Max Ammo, Modestly slow reload)
But doesn't have the one, FUCKING upside that makes it worthwhile
(Infinite Damage.)
Then has the AUDACITY to be considered a wonder weapon?
Get the fuck outta here.
Special Enemy:
Pentagon Theif
IF YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS. THIS... ASSHOLE... YOU ARE WRONG.
OH SO WRONG.
THIS FUCKING THING. STEALS YOUR WEAPON. Y'KNOW. THE THING YOU KILL WITH!? AND YOU GET TO PLAY THE MOST FUN GAME OF 'You can't catch me~' AND I BET THIS FUCKER GIGGLES AS HE TELEPORTS IN THE FUCKING LABRATORY DOING SO. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.you are what make Five such a unforgettable experience...
Song:
Additional Notes:Dead Ops Arcade:-
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Map:
Wonder Weapon:
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How the fuck do you expect me to figure this out, writer????
Special Enemy:Song:Additional Notes:
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Ascension::
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Map:
Wonder Weapon(s):
Thundergun/Zues Cannon
Matroshka DollGersch DeviceSpecial Enemy:Song:Additional Notes:
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Shangri-La:
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Wonder Weapon:
31-79 JGb215/The Fractalizer
Special Enemy(s):Napalm ZombieA slow, tanky 'brute?' of a zombie.
Constantly spewing fire from it's mere existence and doesn't even react to gunfire even a little bit.
It doesn't even try to hit you with a melee attack unlike every other type of zombie, it straight up EXPLODES when you're too close to it. Spawning a pit of fire where it died, which hurts everyone stepped in it, zombies included.Shrieker ZombieA blindly fast zombie, heh.It shrieks (shocking, I know... I can't believe it either.) when it has you in it's line of sight, obscuring your vision and then tries to run in to hit you.Though, it really doesn't like to melee swipe you.Unlike the Napalm Zombie which always triggers it's death effect when killed, the Shrieker only does it when... well... Shrieking. When killed while screaming, it stuns all nearby zombies, then kills them, too.Song:
Paredolia
Additional Notes:
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Moon:
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Map:
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Wonder Weapon(s):
*Wave Gun
*Zap GunsQ.E.D.
*The Wave Gun and Zap Guns are a package deal. Once the Wave Gun is obtained, the Zap Guns come along with it, but they are classified as two different weapons, with two different effects. So Each gets a section for itself.
Special Enemy:
Astronaut
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Song:
Coming Home (now)
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Additional Notes:
Hacking Device:Both Bo3 and Bo1 versions. But while the Bo3 version is far far prettier, I love the Q.E.D so much that the watered down version in bo3 hurts the soul...BO3 Moon with every single feature of both BO1 Moon AND BO3 moon would be the perfect map of all time and you cannot tell me otherwise.
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Non Map-Exclusive extras I want to talk about
Crossbow/Awful LawtonBallistic Knife/The Krauss RefibulatorRay Gun/Porter's X2 Ray GunTHINGS I DEMAND YOU LOOK AT.
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HYDRO THUNDER: HURRICANE
TOY SOLDIERS: COLD WARROUNDSMEWGENICS(More Coming Soon!)

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GONE! Cast away in time
Evil yours, now evil mine
So, I robbed you blind
The voices in my head suggest a less-than-peaceful side
Of endless possibilities controlling 9-3-5
(You can't break me)
Crush the fears of yesterday
(You can't save me)
Barriers, our trust will fade
I've stood in the dark, been waiting all this time
While we damn the dead, I'm trying to survive
I'm not ready to die
Damned, watch the masses fall
Burn it down, control 'em all
(Let em bleed') Make me crawl
To daddy's little girl to read the writings on the wall
While cast into the nothingness, their final curtain call
(You can't break me)
Crush the fears of yesterday
(You can't save me)
Barriers, our trust will fade
I've stood in the dark, been waiting all this time
While we damn the dead, I'm trying to survive
I'm not ready to die
Through the madness we find
Loyalty is no match for power
Say goodbye to your life
Left to rot in your darkest hour
Prayers won't help you now
As long as you're mine
[DAMNED Solo](You can't break me)
Crush the fears of yesterday
(You can't save me)
Barriers, our trust will fade
I've stood in the dark, been waiting all this time
While we damn the dead, I'm trying to survive
I'll control the world
One person at a time
As I damn the dead, I'm trying to survive
I'm not ready to die
(Die Die Die die die die)
Oh!
I'm not ready to die...
I'm not ready to die!
I'm not ready to die!
I'm not ready to die!
Ready to die!
Ready to die!
Ready to die!
Not ready to die!